Day 25: Laughter is the Best Medicine

Updated: May 1, 2020

Tip #25:

Do you need a good belly laugh as badly as I do? One of these just might do the trick:

“Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.” - Ray Romano

“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?” - Milton Berle

“When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.” - Erma Bombeck

Recipe for Iced Coffee from @toni_hammer

1. Have kids

2. Make coffee

3. Forget you made coffee

4. Drink it cold

"I love when my kids tell me they're bored. As if the lady standing in front of a full sink of dirty dishes is where you go to get ideas about how to have a good time." - Anonymous

"The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable." - Lane Olinghouse

"Having a child is like getting a tattoo ... on your face. You better be committed." - Elizabeth Gilbert

“When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.” - Nora Ephron

"You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance." - Franklin P. Adams

"On our 6am walk, my daughter asked where the moon goes each morning. I let her know it’s in heaven, visiting Daddy’s freedom." - Ryan Reynolds

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